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Maybe this is all a prequel for their inevitable romantic comedy after all. I was just a bumbling imbecile, and it’s taken me just about this long before I can actually look him in the eye and say good morning and not spill my coffee or make a fool of myself one way or the other. Well, obviously my dream would be to do a romantic comedy with him because I would just love that. If I were him, I’d just do it through a bullhorn, like, “You suck. He is really a master in terms of how to calibrate this kind of story and how much to bring to light whether something is fully logical or not. So we’ll say, “We’re watching California go into the ocean then we’re making a joke seven pages later. It’s not logical.” And he’d say, “I know, but this kind of movie, this is how you do this. It’s like you don’t even have a moment where you don’t have butterflies. Well, I worked with Nicole Holofcener, so that was a dream of mine.